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Neurospicy (The AuDHD Song)
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Artist: J.V Altharas
Albums: Demonstrous, Vol. 3 (Public Indecency)
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Neurospicy (The AuDHD Song)
They told me I was gifted but I never understood
Cuz my IQ is crazy high but don’t do me much good
The shrinks all say they’re gonna tell me what I got that’s broke
But I missed my last appointment and forgot to have some hope
They told me I was gifted and then said to wait and see
But I think they’re gonna diagnose me with AuDHD
And I don’t need no test results to see
When all the neurospicy memes
Are always pointing right at me
And I might be the poster child for AuDHD
So if you try to give me orders
You might get some O-D-D
I know I look disorganized and my place seems a mess
but that bill that’s late is half way down the third stack from the left
There’s three days worth of dishes neatly stacked beside the sink
And about a week of mail in that box down by the street
I’ve had nineteen hobbies disappear without a trace
But the shelves with my collectibles look like museum space
And don’t you dare attempt to help by cleaning up for me
‘Cuz this disaster’s got a system and it’s called AuDHD
And I don’t need no test results to see
When all the neurospicy memes
Are always pointing right at me
And I might be the poster child for AuDHD
But I’ve got the perfect comeback
For that argument last week
When it comes to romance I guess I’m a little thick
‘Cuz I won’t know you wanna play unless you hit me with a brick
I don’t know what to do with all your normal social cues
‘Cuz I didn’t get the manual to tell me what to do
I hope you know I’m so sorry I always forget to call
But I had to spend a couple hours staring at the wall
And I don’t need no test results to see
When all the neurospicy memes
Are always pointing right at me
And I might be the poster child for AuDHD
But hyperfocus is a superpower
So don’t mess with me
The normies think we’re lazy but we’re just misunderstood
Just ‘cuz their brains let them do things just because they know they should.
I don’t need no test results to see
When all the neurospicy memes
Are always pointing right at me
And I might be the poster child for AuDHD
But I control my hyperfocus
So you’d best not mess with me
What? Huh?
What were you saying?